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Tired of the same old bloodsucking vampire stories? Up to your neck in fang-popping fiends? Meet MORNING MCCOBB He drinks a soy-blood substitute called Blood Lite. He believes staking should be a hate crime. Someday he wants to march in a Vampire Pride Parade. He’s also the first Undead American to out himself and prove [...]
Here’s a couple of webpages that didn’t make it into the final version of the novel.
12-year-old Jake Waters is mortified by his dad’s dream of opening the American Toilet Museum. Jake’s sick of hearing about antique toilet seats and vintage plungers. Toilets have caused enough turmoil in Patience, Kansas, already. You see, Patience is cursed. Has been ever since 1877, when Jeremiah Waters installed the first flush toilet west of [...]
You Don’t Know About Me is a story that began with a little known yet infamous book. In 1884, months before Mark Twain published his classic, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, he was reading a non-fiction book called Thirty-three Years Among Our Wild Indians. While reading it, Twain wrote many notes in the margins. He was brainstorming a [...]
You Don’t Know About Me Meehl (Suck It Up) draws inspiration from an American classic in this thought-provoking, often philosophical coming-of-age tale. Almost 16, Billy has spent his entire life traveling with his mother and fighting the good fight as “ninja warriors for the Lord.” While Billy is secure in his faith and a willing [...]
