Books

Brian Meehl

My adventure began in a pushing-and-shoving match with my twin brother to see who would be first in birth. He won. I pouted for six minutes before heading for daylight. Coming in second, and being the youngest of four kids, sealed my fate as a spirited showoff. I soon donned a black cape, hat, and mask and became Zorro.

I was hopelessly caught in the cloak of imagination. Read More...

Suck It Up

Tired of the same old bloodsucking vampire stories? Up to your neck in fang-popping fiends?
Meet MORNING MCCOBB

•He drinks a soy-blood substitute called Blood Lite.
•He believes staking should be a hate crime.
•Someday he wants to march in a Vampire Pride Parade.

He’s also the first Undead American to out himself and prove that vampires are just another minority with special needs.
The undead get a madcap makeover in:

SUCK IT UP

A funny-bone-chilling tale.

Out of Patience

12-year-old Jake Waters is mortified by his dad’s dream of opening the American Toilet Museum. Jake’s sick of hearing about antique toilet seats and vintage plungers. Toilets have caused enough turmoil in Patience, Kansas, already.

You see, Patience is cursed. Has been ever since 1877, when Jeremiah Waters installed the first flush toilet west of the Mississippi. The Dolphin Deluge Wash-down Water Closet caused a mighty big stink, and since then Patience has been drying up like a cow pie in August.

Jake wants out of Patience. Sooner than later.

But when his father acquires an ancient toilet plunger for his museum, it triggers the curse’s last promise: “The day the Plunger of Destiny returns, the final destruction begins!” As clouds of doom gather, Jake is torn between the urge to run and the desire to do the one thing that might save Patience: solve the mystery of what happened the day Jeremiah Waters last sat in the water closet of doom.

Join Jake and his friends as they try to flush out the truth in this twisted tale of pipe dreams and toilet trouble.