Tired of the same old bloodsucking vampire stories? Up to your neck in fang-popping fiends?
Meet MORNING MCCOBB

• He drinks a soy-blood substitute called Blood Lite.
• He believes staking should be a hate crime.
• Someday he wants to march in a Vampire Pride Parade.

He’s also the first Undead American to out himself and prove that vampires are just another minority with special needs.
The undead get a madcap makeover in:

SUCK IT UP
A funny-bone-chilling tale.